Sick for 6 days but at the moment that's the least of my concerns.
I've figured out an easier way to clean my spider tank. All of my spiders were sitting on the roof, and I could not get them down and into the specially prepared container (an empty jar of butter chicken) for cleaning. So my genius just took the lid off. The whole ass lid right off and none of the spiders moved. All 3 of them (almost) sat there for the hour I was cleaning the tank. They could have run away at any moment, but they didn't. I can't believe how easy it was.
Everyone except Saul sat on the lid like good arachnids. Saul chose the jar.